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Flying or sailing which one is the best.
I thought of a plan to give it a test
But my boat quickly sank
Just like a friggin tank
Thank goodness I had a life vest

uncle tom wrote: ↑Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:09 am Neets, tatties and haggis could be arranged with due notice..

It's neeps not neets

Depending on accent neets would be nits (headlice), which are never nice with potatoes and haggis

Does this cop uniform make me look fat?

This Christmas I'll be a bit of a Grinch
I will eat too much and put on more than a inch
But come January I’ll start my diet
The exercise bike, I'll buy it

Officer Brown never needs to cuff suspects, he just lies on top of them.

that makes me feel ill just looking at it

do a runner? If I walk off he will never catch me.

this is what happens when you eat too many donuts

This Christmas I'll be a bit of a Grinch

I will need to try Passport burger, but am not quite sure where that is. I believe it is out of town somewhere? http://passportcafehuahin.com/ is this the one you mean? I haven't been yet, but have heard very good things about it. It's near Tropical Hill (website will stick a pin on google maps for...

In Bangkok things can get hot
It all depends on the money you got
No money, no honey

I sang a duet with Johnny Cash
Always wanted to give it a bash
But I didn't wear a cowboy hat
But at his side I sang and sat
I can tell you, we made quite a splash

I sang a duet with Johnny Cash

Black Friday deals can be tricky

Which one is the best mobile phone
But not too expensive or my wife will moan
I don't want flashy
Or indeed trashy
Maybe instead I'll just buy a drone