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You said you were feeling horny.

Never let a sailor put his hand above your knee
Even if the thought does fill you with glee
Always think what you may catch

Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk
What you write will be rubbish

Never post on the Net when you're drunk
You will end up sounding like a punk
What you write will be rubbish

I wanted to learn how to dance
It seems so easy at a glance
I'd shimmy my hips
And purse my lips

I wanted to learn how to dance
It seems so easy at a glance

I used to play drums in a band
Until I broke all the bones in my hand

I am moving from Hua Hin to Korat

stupidly broke my right wrist
It happened when I was quite pissed
I'm mad because I can't
Do much more than rant
All because the step that I missed

There was a young vicar from Fife
Who had a very beautiful wife

He failed as a porn story writer
Mary liked it she was a reciter

Mary was sunbathing in the nude

He met a pole-dancer called Wendy
Who was unusually bendy
you could fold her in two
And sneak into the zoo
And the animals were very friendly

The couple at number 45
Parked 6 cars and a bus on their drive
When the vicar came round

I once had a neighbour called Strange
Whose dog had a bad case of mange
So he took it to the vet

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