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by Vital Spark
Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:55 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

A Falcon takes the "Dragon" to Space
Trump missed it he was powdering his face.
It could have got him away from the spotlight
Really? I'm white and you're black so it's alright
by Vital Spark
Mon May 11, 2020 6:58 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

I worked with a man from Dover
by Vital Spark
Fri May 08, 2020 12:06 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
by Vital Spark
Wed May 06, 2020 6:41 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

Going back to basics here... :wink:


I married a man from Biggar
by Vital Spark
Tue May 05, 2020 6:23 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

I have been on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
But help to give the finishing touch
And sorts the piques from the peaks and the peeks
by Vital Spark
Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:59 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

Is it OK DB if I barge in? Ok, I'll take that as a yes. :wink:

There was a young man with a cough
by Vital Spark
Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:52 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Thailand to England move
Replies: 43
Views: 3694

Re: Thailand to England move

Interesting that you have moved to Spain and are happy with the move. I have two sets of friends there who are very nervous about the post-Brexit future for UK ex-pats. Yes, the post-Brexit deals (whatever they may be) are of minor concern, but not major. We have registered with the local authoriti...
by Vital Spark
Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:39 am
Forum: Coronavirus/Covid-19
Topic: Covid-19 News & Updates (Thailand and Southeast Asia only)
Replies: 5742
Views: 336523

Re: Coronavirus (Covid-19) News

Totally agree with DM & PH. We watch the BBC evening news every evening, and are beginning to think we shouldn't. We're fed up with hearing about not enough PPE for people dealing with Covid-19 patients, depressing videos of those who have lost loved ones with/because of the virus (there's a big...
by Vital Spark
Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:23 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Thailand to England move
Replies: 43
Views: 3694

Re: Thailand to England move

Sorry about the quietness this end. Here’s a bit of an update: So, we left Thailand on 31st July 2018. When we first arrived we stayed at my mum’s in Framlingham, and bought another Zafira (we loved the other one so much). We floated somewhat aimlessly around the UK for a few months, saying hello to...
by Vital Spark
Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:04 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

I'm stuck in my flat in Spain
by Vital Spark
Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:03 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

Well shit, the virus has stuffed your trip to Bali
Guess I'll stay home with my collie
She's happy with that
While sat on the mat
Dreaming 'bout sheep in the valley
by Vital Spark
Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:50 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

Well shit, the virus has stuffed your trip to Bali
Guess I'll stay home with my collie
She's happy with that
by Vital Spark
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:18 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

I think I'm a fabulous bloke
With looks that cause women to choke
It’s not that I’m wealthy
Or specially healthy
Or my chat up lines are a joke
by Vital Spark
Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:42 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47177

Re: Limerick Thread

As it nears the end of the year
It's the time of year some really fear
But I’m looking forward to the celebrations
I'm not - it fills me with intrepidations