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Good evening, Prof Numb. From my point of view, the social interaction was a handy way of filling the time while I got over the shock revelation that those red carroty things were really chillies. Nothing more. As a matter of fact, I don't enjoy social intercourse. Don't really like people much, if ...

That's what I was trying to say earlier. I'm really possessive of my books. A lot of them mean something to me and I don't want them to go forever. I do know what you mean, I had many hundreds of books in the UK, and it broke my heart to get rid of them. I still have several in my sister's attic (i...

Vital Spark wrote: Oh, dear! Denis Healey's law of holes comes to mind...

VS

Come on, VS, this is far too intriguing to leave unexplained!

I suppose Hello! magazine's no good then... and the seat was moulded plastic. Most uncomfortable. Definitely made for a Thai-sized behind. Tarnation, VS! I was just off to bed when I saw your response, so had to refill my glass and roll another ciggy. I'd be interested to know the nature of your int...

Sounds good to me, Dawn - why not give it a try? If it doesn't catch on, no harm done. I have about 80 paperbacks in various categories that I'd be happy to swap.

Good question, VS, I think it probably is more amusing to men. Leaving aside the question of male insecurity (please), it was the reaction of the women that had me laughing (I don't think the sang som made any difference...)

I've just seen Bradders' "Does size matter?" clip. I don't think I can quite bring myself to leave Cockfosters. I'll sit on the platform for a few minutes and just ponder the meaning of life...

Oh dear, I can barely type through the tears (I think they're laughter, but don't hold me to that...). Wonderful stuff, thank you Bradders!

Chillies, ah thanks Understud. Those would be those quite spicy things? Not like carrots then! I look forward to getting one under my belt, and I'm happy in the knowledge that this posting is another step on the long road to Chillydom. If the Germans used the S bahn it obviously wouldn't work, as th...

Damnit, VS, you snuck in while I was composing. Sneaky, but effective. I'll give you your Westminster, and take you to


Tottenham Hale

After a hard day at the orifice I log on to FOO and what do I find? A thesis on the history of MC. A very good one, might I add, but it has revealed your true identity, Professor Numb! Oh yes, I'm onto you. There was a rumour doing the rounds about a retired professor of endomorplasmography entering...

All Saints???? The Docklands Light Railway?????? For God's sake, VS, have you no sense of tradition???????

Actually, I was rather hoping to lure you onto Ealing Common, but never mind...

Okay,

PARSONS GREEN

Parahandy, I suspect you must be the last surviving member of Dawn's Borneo Collective. It appears the Latah syndrome hasn't worn off yet. I'll humour your Sunday theme for now and take you to the Far East:


HORNCHURCH

Tsk, I'm (was - I've obviously lost my cherry now) a FORUM virgin and used the Ch X gambit out of consideration for the obvious inexperience of those involved in the last game. You should have stuck with Dollis Hill, numb, because now I'm taking you to that urban den of iniquity... Finchley Rd &...

I was stopped on the bypass between HH and Cha'am recently - not at a roadblock, but by a suicidal traffic cop standing in the fast lane in his khaki/brown/green uniform that blends in so well with the surrounding countryside. Fortunately I spotted his white gloves just in time and pulled over in a ...