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by Dannie Boy
Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:15 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

I have a craving for dark chocolate
So I don't lose any I use a mat
The only problem is that it can get messy
by Dannie Boy
Sat Sep 15, 2018 9:32 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
The wife wanted 'Strictly' but I sent her away
Wins for teams playing away from home
Even the ones playing in Rome
by Dannie Boy
Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:53 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
But though my navel's neglected
It’s very easily detected



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by Dannie Boy
Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:50 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
by Dannie Boy
Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:02 pm
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Massage at home
Replies: 9
Views: 648

Re: Massage at home

Johnson147 wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:29 pm
Just after an oil massage at home to relax and ease stress
With a happy ending?
by Dannie Boy
Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

I could do with a good pint of Guinness
They say it’s full of iron and goodness
by Dannie Boy
Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:56 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

I dream of living the life of luxury
Instead of stuck in this life of sheer drudgery
I think I'll start with a two boy soapie
Although friends say that is mighty dopey
But definitely a journey of discovery

Sorry posted just too late
by Dannie Boy
Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:58 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

There are strange things done in the noon day sun
Just over there, a roller-blading nun.
I hope she doesn’t get her habit caught in her wheels
by Dannie Boy
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young student called Nong
Who was seriously attached to his bong
What's a bong? you may ask
To research it, is a task
by Dannie Boy
Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:42 am
Forum: Legal, Visa, Finances & Employment
Topic: Immigration to introduce 90 day reporting online
Replies: 287
Views: 37138

Re: Immigration to introduce 90 day reporting online

Just completed my first online report and it took less than 10 minutes to complete - I know I have to wait until I receive confirmation, but if it’s this easy, it beats the trip to the Immigration office every 3 months.
by Dannie Boy
Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:23 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

pharvey wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:11 pm
There was a young fellow from Poole
Who was vegetarian as a rule
But once every week
He would eat some beef cheek
Because he thought it was rather cool
Cool rhymes with tall :neener: :laugh:
by Dannie Boy
Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:36 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who at 6’8” was very tall
by Dannie Boy
Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:40 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

I've been tagged to do a new limerick
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
Just make sure the relevant lines Ryme
Otherwise you’ll feel like a dick
by Dannie Boy
Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:14 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 961
Views: 10640

Re: Limerick Thread

I've been tagged to do a new limerick
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
by Dannie Boy
Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:41 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10542
Views: 221672

Re: Caption Competition

I play the drums, this ones the singer