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by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:59 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 220

Re: Insult Generator

smelly fcuk biscuit.


There's just no reasoning with smelly fcuk biscuits. Everyone knows that.
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 220

Re: Insult Generator

This is my last word on this matter. Then I am through with you. :thumb:

You're a slutty rectum ballon.
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:54 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 220

Re: Insult Generator

You're a ugly nut captain
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:05 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: Indian restaurants in Hua Hin
Replies: 303
Views: 42364

Re: Indian restaurants in Hua Hin

SS is open again, but beware new prices........A dish of 170 Bhat is now 220 Bhat....... yikes! does the work done on the interior justify (in your opinion) the price hike? It was very bland and functional inside, is it better now? Do they still have those horrible uncomfortable tables and chairs o...
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:47 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

An old mod who worked on the forum
Fell asleep every day from boredom
So to keep him alert and awake
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:42 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10454
Views: 219187

Re: Caption Competition

John & Beryl return from fortnight in Magaluf to find their daughter has trashed the house.
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:12 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

The first line is never easy
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:28 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please,
I'm going around in circles in the velodrome'
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:10 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
So combed my hairy bum instead
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:42 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:07 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:29 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

Living in Thailand is different
And makes some people very indignant
Some become lazy
by MDMK
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:09 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

He sailed on a ferry from France
With contraband in his pants
On arrival at Dover
They told him "bend over"
by MDMK
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:04 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: The Chicken Bone Man
Replies: 11
Views: 625

Re: The Chicken Bone Man

:| how poor do you have to be to take from the soi dogs?

there but for the grace of....