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by lindosfan1
Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:43 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

very where I go I see Fred
It's something I have come to dread
I don’t know why it should be so
He's as bland as a ball of dough
He's not got a brain cell in his head
by lindosfan1
Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:15 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang a policeman
by lindosfan1
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
by lindosfan1
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

Living in Thailand is different
And makes some people very indignant
Some become lazy
And some go crazy
by lindosfan1
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:41 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

When Sally got stuck up a tree
She had caught a branch with her knee
by lindosfan1
Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:55 am
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: IKTS 2018/2019
Replies: 23
Views: 619

Re: IKTS 2018/2019

Luck had a part in me picking manure as my banker, I tend to avoid them.
by lindosfan1
Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:09 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10454
Views: 219133

Re: Caption Competition

Amazing what drifts up from the sea.
by lindosfan1
Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:07 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
And his eyelids like zippers
by lindosfan1
Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:30 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

The forum was quiet when she logged in
She'd just finished her glass of gin
So she poured another
and chatted to her mother
by lindosfan1
Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:26 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

The forum was quiet when she logged in
So she sat and waited for the uproar to begin
by lindosfan1
Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:10 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10454
Views: 219133

Re: Caption Competition

That dress looks like my exwifes wedding dress.
by lindosfan1
Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:58 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

A young man who went to the beach
Found the girls were out of his reach
So he went to get a ladder
Which only made him sadder
'cos his willy got sucked by a leech
by lindosfan1
Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:25 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

A young man who went to the beach
Found the girls were out of his reach
So he went to get a ladder
by lindosfan1
Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:12 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10454
Views: 219133

Re: Caption Competition

How much did that dress cost, I want one.
by lindosfan1
Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:23 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 424
Views: 5182

Re: Limerick Thread

A man in the loo reads Pooh
The stories of Eyoore, Winnie, Tigger and Roo
One day he ran out of paper
So he used the book as a scraper
Because he used all the paper in the loo