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by lindosfan1
Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:03 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Crewe
Who went down the road for a screw
by lindosfan1
Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:18 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
With your peas on a bed
by lindosfan1
Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:21 am
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday
Replies: 14
Views: 268

Re: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday

I have not got a clue what they are on about.
by lindosfan1
Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:43 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
by lindosfan1
Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:49 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
Because his feet were bare
by lindosfan1
Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:43 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

very where I go I see Fred
It's something I have come to dread
I don’t know why it should be so
He's as bland as a ball of dough
He's not got a brain cell in his head
by lindosfan1
Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:15 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang a policeman
by lindosfan1
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
by lindosfan1
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

Living in Thailand is different
And makes some people very indignant
Some become lazy
And some go crazy
by lindosfan1
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:41 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

When Sally got stuck up a tree
She had caught a branch with her knee
by lindosfan1
Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:55 am
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: IKTS 2018/2019
Replies: 23
Views: 622

Re: IKTS 2018/2019

Luck had a part in me picking manure as my banker, I tend to avoid them.
by lindosfan1
Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:09 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10464
Views: 219343

Re: Caption Competition

Amazing what drifts up from the sea.
by lindosfan1
Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:07 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
And his eyelids like zippers
by lindosfan1
Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:30 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

The forum was quiet when she logged in
She'd just finished her glass of gin
So she poured another
and chatted to her mother
by lindosfan1
Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:26 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 526
Views: 6023

Re: Limerick Thread

The forum was quiet when she logged in
So she sat and waited for the uproar to begin