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by (buffalo) Bill
Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:08 pm
Forum: Events & Activities
Topic: Rhapsody in Rock Swedish charity concert in Hua Hin
Replies: 5
Views: 1073

[ Admin Edit: Post deleted, this thread has been hijacked and is now off topic - it is about Buffalo Bills - not Admin]

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by (buffalo) Bill
Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:56 pm
Forum: Events & Activities
Topic: Rhapsody in Rock Swedish charity concert in Hua Hin
Replies: 5
Views: 1073

and after it's all back to Buffalo Bill's for a good P_ss up.
is that right Buksi?
by (buffalo) Bill
Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:36 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Remember the shoe bomber
Replies: 6
Views: 561

Here effing here Charlie.
by (buffalo) Bill
Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:17 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Remember the shoe bomber
Replies: 6
Views: 561

by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:18 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Remember the shoe bomber
Replies: 6
Views: 561

Remember the shoe bomber

Remember the shoe bomber? Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio? Didn't think so.!!! Everyone should hear what the judge had...
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:13 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued....
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:12 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that n...
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:11 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

THE SCOUSER AND THE GAY MAN It was coming to the end of the day and sat in his tiny near deserted local pub in Liverpool was a scouser. He was having a few beers as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over ...
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:11 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been &quo...
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:10 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

> > Since his little affairs have come to light, several of Tiger Woods'
> > sponsors have dropped him.
> >
> > However, Pfizer has decided to sponsor him.
> >
> > They are making a new drug called Tiagra. It's good for 18 holes.
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:10 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You thin...
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:09 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door hand...
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:09 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind pe...
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:08 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened Luton Airport .....
by (buffalo) Bill
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:08 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 108492

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only
had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey Herts , UK ...