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by dtaai-maai
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:39 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Dreams
Replies: 24
Views: 666

Re: Dreams

A weird coincidence, as I was thinking the other day of starting a thread on recurring dreams. I miss the flying/astral planing/levitation dreams I used to have as a young man. I had another in which I was on my back on a hospital gurney being wheeled along a corridor with fluorescent lights flashin...
by dtaai-maai
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:20 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
Because his feet were bare
And found it being cooked in the wok
by dtaai-maai
Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:38 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
by dtaai-maai
Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:29 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

Hickory dickory dock

[NB: the words 'mouse' and 'clock' are forbidden!]
by dtaai-maai
Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:21 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please'
by dtaai-maai
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
by dtaai-maai
Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:59 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old man from Dundee
by dtaai-maai
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:31 am
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?
Replies: 15
Views: 1053

Re: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?

DM: How does the radiotherapy affect you physically? Does it make you feel sick or tired? Hi VS, it's difficult to answer your question in a way that will help your sister, as the side effects undoubtedly vary according to the treatment area. The actual process is completely painless. Below are a c...
by dtaai-maai
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:32 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

When Sally got stuck up a tree
by dtaai-maai
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

He sailed on a ferry from France
With contraband in his pants
On arrival at Dover
They told him "bend over"
The poor sod never had a chance
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:56 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

He sailed on a ferry from France
With contraband in his pants
On arrival at Dover
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:54 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: The Chicken Bone Man
Replies: 11
Views: 619

Re: The Chicken Bone Man

Big Boy wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:50 pm
I've seen matlots in Plymouth trying to shock people by sifting through somebody's sick and eating the carrots...
Thanks, BB, that's an image I could have done without!! :munch: :guns: :shock:
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:50 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

An Englishman's stiff upper lip
Is handy when taking a sip
Of a hot cup of tea
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:38 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

An Englishman's stiff upper lip
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:00 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

Homer wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 pm
Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
For not playing the game
It's a delightful waste of time
Only just seen this one. 10/10 :thumb: