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by dtaai-maai
Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:14 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a terrible poet
Who for inspiration relied too heavily on the Moet
He just couldn't scan
Nor write with either hand
But he was way too stupid to know it
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:28 pm
Forum: On The Road
Topic: Koh Lanta
Replies: 7
Views: 451

Re: Koh Lanta

I've never been, but a friend of mine goes regularly and loves it. Can't give you any more info than that, I'm afraid.
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:08 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10540
Views: 221623

Re: Caption Competition

And who exactly told you it was a good idea to grow chillis under your foreskin...?
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:04 am
Forum: Legal, Visa, Finances & Employment
Topic: Immigration 24 hour address registration clampdown starts in Phuket
Replies: 45
Views: 3549

Re: Immigration 24 hour address registration clampdown starts in Phuket

^^Likewise. I've been back in the UK for a year, but I was in Thailand for 15 years at a variety of addresses with a number of trips abroad and never did this 24 hr reporting business once. Never had a problem. Didn't I read somewhere that it's also supposed to apply to a trip from one province to a...
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:59 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a terrible poet
Who for inspiration relied too heavily on the Moet
He just couldn't scan
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:35 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a terrible poet
by dtaai-maai
Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:58 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
The wife wanted 'Strictly' but I sent her away
by dtaai-maai
Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:48 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
But though my navel's neglected
It’s very easily detected
Now that I've stitched a wee nut on.
by dtaai-maai
Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:27 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
But though my navel's neglected
by dtaai-maai
Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:26 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

My best friend is my dog named Bob
And he keeps on licking his knob.
But that's because he can
Unlike a man
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:59 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go out on my Harley
With my wife whose nickname is Charlie
His real name is Buck
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:56 pm
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Massage at home
Replies: 9
Views: 647

Re: Massage at home

I don't understand, Dannie, what do you mean by a happy ending...?
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go out on my Harley
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:49 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

I could do with a good pint of Guinness
They say it’s full of iron and goodness
But if you add port
Your eyes will distort
And you'll no longer be at full fitness
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:28 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 955
Views: 10558

Re: Limerick Thread

I could do with a good pint of Guinness
They say it’s full of iron and goodness
But if you add port