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by Vital Spark
Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:05 am
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?
Replies: 15
Views: 1053

Re: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?

Oakdale: It depends on what type of cancer it is. Thanks to the NHS, my twin is getting rapid treatment with the best equipment. She's starting her first zap with radiotherapy on Monday and (hopefully) 15 days later it will be gone. DM: How does the radiotherapy affect you physically? Does it make y...
by Vital Spark
Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:25 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10454
Views: 219150

Re: Caption Competition

I've written a little poem for you, sir.
There was an old man called Pope
Got arrested for having some dope
Hid it under his dress
But nevertheless
T'was sniffed out by a cop dog called Hope
by Vital Spark
Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:00 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

If ever you feel like some fun
by Vital Spark
Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:18 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

How about:

There was an old man from Yonkers
by Vital Spark
Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

DM: We've done New York. Pick another city.

VS :wink:
by Vital Spark
Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
by Vital Spark
Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

I once met a man called Dan
by Vital Spark
Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:41 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Music - what are people listening to now?
Replies: 971
Views: 50351

Re: Music - what are people listening to now?

And another trip down memory lane...

by Vital Spark
Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:30 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Music - what are people listening to now?
Replies: 971
Views: 50351

Re: Music - what are people listening to now?

Feeling rather sentimental tonight as only a few more days left before we leave. This song was playing when we ate our first moo gata in Nakhon Pathom almost 20 years ago.
by Vital Spark
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 F1 News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 94
Views: 3105

Re: 2018 F1 News and Prediction Tournament

Well done, Pete. That was a pretty impressive score. :thumb: Parahandy is currently using the only wooden spoon we have left in the house to make a curry tonight. I get a tinge of delight when I beat him with my slightly random selections, but I'm doing the traditional slip slide towards the bottom ...
by Vital Spark
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:03 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

He sat in the sun all red faced and sweaty
Enjoying a beer after a romp with Miss Betty
Not all on the Forum would agree with his actions
But he ignored what was said by those prudish factions
"Whatever...", he chuckled. They're all being petty
by Vital Spark
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:14 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young man from New York
Whose specialty was using a fork
He looked like a goon
When using a spoon
by Vital Spark
Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young man from New York
by Vital Spark
Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:41 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

A forum's a place you can chat
You can be naked or wearing a hat
But for safety's sake
Don’t make the mistake
Of sharing your chair with a cat (they just dig their little claws in when they're happy...)
by Vital Spark
Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:11 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

A forum's a place you can chat