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by MDMK
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:42 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Dreams
Replies: 24
Views: 667

Re: Dreams

One of the most vivid dreams I had was about 3 yrs ago. I was a magician And I was doing a world tour with Dynamo. It was very tiring tour. Lots of stops. Nothing exciting happened, it was actually a really boring dream but it was so so vivid and real -- and I don't even like magicians so have no id...
by MDMK
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:38 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Dreams
Replies: 24
Views: 667

Re: Dreams

embarrassing when you travel and end up in the hotel reception in your y-fronts!! I would good money to see that :thumb: I think I have a wee bit what your father has with dreams, no kung-fu geishas thank god. If go to bed and lie thinking for instance about a white sandy beach and a turquoise ocea...
by MDMK
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:19 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
Because his feet were bare
And he looked a bit of a cock
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:47 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:04 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, dies at 76
Replies: 5
Views: 123

Re: Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, dies at 76

I didn't know the story of Aretha Franklyn standing in with 30 minutes notice for Pavarotti when he took ill just before performing at the Grammys in 1998. Everyone assumed she would do one of her own numbers. But she sang Nessun Dorma!!! And my god did she pull it off! 30 minutes warning and no cla...
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 192

Re: Insult Generator

mwbrown wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:53 pm
You're a pie-eating ass canoe.
Who do you think you are calling me (anyone, everyone) pie eating ass canoes? You insecure crotch pilot.



:duck: :thumb:
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:01 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
I sat and wondered if I could
With mouse in hand
Conduct a brass band
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:59 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 192

Re: Insult Generator

smelly fcuk biscuit.


There's just no reasoning with smelly fcuk biscuits. Everyone knows that.
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 192

Re: Insult Generator

This is my last word on this matter. Then I am through with you. :thumb:

You're a slutty rectum ballon.
by MDMK
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:54 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 192

Re: Insult Generator

You're a ugly nut captain
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:05 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: Indian restaurants in Hua Hin
Replies: 303
Views: 42333

Re: Indian restaurants in Hua Hin

SS is open again, but beware new prices........A dish of 170 Bhat is now 220 Bhat....... yikes! does the work done on the interior justify (in your opinion) the price hike? It was very bland and functional inside, is it better now? Do they still have those horrible uncomfortable tables and chairs o...
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:47 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

An old mod who worked on the forum
Fell asleep every day from boredom
So to keep him alert and awake
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:42 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10454
Views: 219150

Re: Caption Competition

John & Beryl return from fortnight in Magaluf to find their daughter has trashed the house.
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:12 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

The first line is never easy
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:28 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 430
Views: 5229

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please,
I'm going around in circles in the velodrome'