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by MDMK
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:09 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 4726

Re: Limerick Thread

He sailed on a ferry from France
With contraband in his pants
On arrival at Dover
They told him "bend over"
by MDMK
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:04 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: The Chicken Bone Man
Replies: 4
Views: 290

Re: The Chicken Bone Man

:| how poor do you have to be to take from the soi dogs?

there but for the grace of....
by MDMK
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:00 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 4726

Re: Limerick Thread

He sailed on a ferry from France
by MDMK
Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:56 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 4726

Re: Limerick Thread

An Englishman's stiff upper lip
Is handy when taking a sip
Of a hot cup of tea
That turns into pee
And his willy gets caught in his zip
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:28 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August
Replies: 14
Views: 670

Re: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August

handdrummer wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:39 pm
What are the odds that the old zoo area will be sold to a developer to put up more ugly concrete high rises?
I fear you're right, but so hope you're wrong.
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:26 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August
Replies: 14
Views: 670

Re: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August

why didn't they build the new zoo THEN shut the old one?

I know....

T.I.T :laugh:
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:20 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?
Replies: 8
Views: 182

Re: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?

I don't remember ever being caught out by the onset of winter but it's not warning you about the onset of winter, it's warning you that ice could be forming on the road surface. The onset of winter happens once a year. The temp can dip under 3 degrees 10 times in one single day. Or like dannyboy sa...
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:12 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: Did you leave kids behind to come here?
Replies: 42
Views: 1467

Re: Did you leave kids behind to come here?

I am struck by how men who start a second family later in life almost always say about themselves that they are much better fathers the second time around. I hear the same from women who have divorced, remarried and had another baby in their late 40s. I take it with a liberal dose of salt. I think ...
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?
Replies: 8
Views: 182

Re: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?

One of the Ford's that I use at work has a warning that goes off for "Low outside air temperature". Aside from the fact that I already know that because before I was in the car, I was outside it, what am I supposed to do with that information? Lower the windows and drive around in circles with the ...
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:52 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?
Replies: 8
Views: 182

Re: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?

I've impressed myself with this one, am normally shit with everything car related but got 13 out of 14.
by MDMK
Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:50 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 4726

Re: Limerick Thread

Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
by MDMK
Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:01 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 4726

Re: Limerick Thread

Nok's husband had a funny face
by MDMK
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:29 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 4726

Re: Limerick Thread

Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
For not playing the game
by MDMK
Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 4726

Re: Limerick Thread

Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
by MDMK
Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:48 pm
Forum: Hua Hin Classifieds
Topic: I'm looking for a job as PA Assistant etc...
Replies: 3
Views: 524

Re: I'm looking for a job as PA Assistant etc...

I just wanted to add on to the above as it sounded rather abrupt. I take it you have your own cleaning business, if it's successful that is definitely a selling point for you to use that to show potential employers your drive, initiative, success, capabilities and so on. But maybe 2 lines id's would...