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by MDMK
Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:57 pm
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Ear Wax Removal
Replies: 62
Views: 14528

Re: Ear Wax Removal

Bubba1 wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:36 pm
I do respect the fact that everyone can't afford top end healthcare and has to resort to clinics. To each his own.
top end health care? It's getting ear wax removed, not cutting edge neuro surgery or a heart transplant :thumb:
by MDMK
Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
by MDMK
Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

Dropped a few coins in the local wishing well
Made my wish but of course, not allowed to tell
But as a hint, it's on my "Bucket List"
If I don't get my wish, I will be quite pissed
by MDMK
Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:23 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10540
Views: 221605

Re: Caption Competition

Man with burning nether regions vows that's the last bikini wax he will ever get.
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:23 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go out on my Harley
With my wife whose nickname is Charlie
His real name is Buck
He has had the nip and tuck
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:00 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

I could do with a good pint of Guinness
They say it’s full of iron and goodness
But if you add port
Your eyes will distort
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:04 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

I dream of living the life of luxury
Instead of stuck in this life of sheer drudgery
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:03 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

There are strange things done in the noon day sun
Just over there, a roller-blading nun.
I hope she doesn’t get her habit caught in her wheels
If her habit gets dirty we'll hear her squeals
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:52 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

There are strange things done in the noon day sun
Just over there, a roller-blading nun.
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:49 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

I have a young sister called Sue
Who dyed her hair bright blue
Just a fad I thought at the time
And only cost her a dime
Our Sue is a little bit cuckoo
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:20 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

Hamilton or Vettel for the Singapore Grand Prix
Or what about Verstappen to give you a choice of three
by MDMK
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:42 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

On the birth of my seventeenth child
I ran away to the woods wet and wild
by MDMK
Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:25 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

Enough of the bitching on the Forum
Tell them where to go and stick up them
Or just use 'Ignore'
No need to get all sore
by MDMK
Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:31 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

At 3 am when the towns asleep
The ghosts and ghouls come out to creep
I lie awake, my head under the covers
Wishing I had at least two lovers
Instead I have a goldfish because it's cheap
by MDMK
Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 949
Views: 10502

Re: Limerick Thread

At 3 am when the towns asleep
The ghosts and ghouls come out to creep
I lie awake, my head under the covers