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by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:12 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

The first line is never easy
by MDMK
Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:28 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please,
I'm going around in circles in the velodrome'
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Rome
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:10 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
So combed my hairy bum instead
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:42 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:07 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
by MDMK
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:29 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

Living in Thailand is different
And makes some people very indignant
Some become lazy
by MDMK
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:09 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

He sailed on a ferry from France
With contraband in his pants
On arrival at Dover
They told him "bend over"
by MDMK
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:04 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: The Chicken Bone Man
Replies: 11
Views: 585

Re: The Chicken Bone Man

:| how poor do you have to be to take from the soi dogs?

there but for the grace of....
by MDMK
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:00 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

He sailed on a ferry from France
by MDMK
Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:56 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 405
Views: 4952

Re: Limerick Thread

An Englishman's stiff upper lip
Is handy when taking a sip
Of a hot cup of tea
That turns into pee
And his willy gets caught in his zip
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:28 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August
Replies: 14
Views: 704

Re: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August

handdrummer wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:39 pm
What are the odds that the old zoo area will be sold to a developer to put up more ugly concrete high rises?
I fear you're right, but so hope you're wrong.
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:26 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August
Replies: 14
Views: 704

Re: Dusit Zoo to close at the end August

why didn't they build the new zoo THEN shut the old one?

I know....

T.I.T :laugh:
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:20 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?
Replies: 8
Views: 188

Re: How many car-related acronyms and symbols do you know?

I don't remember ever being caught out by the onset of winter but it's not warning you about the onset of winter, it's warning you that ice could be forming on the road surface. The onset of winter happens once a year. The temp can dip under 3 degrees 10 times in one single day. Or like dannyboy sa...
by MDMK
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:12 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: Did you leave kids behind to come here?
Replies: 42
Views: 1476

Re: Did you leave kids behind to come here?

I am struck by how men who start a second family later in life almost always say about themselves that they are much better fathers the second time around. I hear the same from women who have divorced, remarried and had another baby in their late 40s. I take it with a liberal dose of salt. I think ...