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by barrys
Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:32 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young soldier called Rick
Who had a very small dick
But some of the girls loved it
When little Rick shoved it
So hard that it made them sick.
by barrys
Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:17 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

While sailing on the good ship Barry
I met my soulmate Larry
It was love at first sight
Though in the pitch black of night
by barrys
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

I buy and like to eat faggots
If they're not crawling with maggots
With gravy and bread
I’m truly well fed
Or perhaps I'm just one of those braggarts.
by barrys
Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:17 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

The "Blackness" and "Pumas" play today
A gentleman's game, or so they say
But beware the scrum
Of someone grabbing your bum
by barrys
Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:18 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

In Thailand's jungle they have snakes
And nightmares that makes
You want to run for your life
by barrys
Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:56 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

The Boss as always is a pain in the @rse
His management style is simply a farce
I don't like his new rules
Having to buy my own tools
On a wage that it so utterly sparse
by barrys
Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:41 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

Coming home from a job in Shannon
I was welcomed with a shot from a cannon
I ducked quick and it flew over my head
Only to land in my girlfriend's bed
Where she was cavorting with one Mr. Buchanan
by barrys
Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:58 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

When riding a bike across cobbles
It's no wonder that everything wobbles
by barrys
Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: Digital Realm
Topic: Which Mobile Phone?
Replies: 447
Views: 43821

Re: Which Mobile Phone?

A few months ago, I bought a Xiaomi Redmi Note 5A Prime for the equivalent of 5500 baht - been very happy with it so far...
by barrys
Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:04 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: Did you leave kids behind to come here?
Replies: 42
Views: 1607

Re: Did you leave kids behind to come here?

This maybe slightly off topic, I hope not.I am amazed at the number of parents in their retirement years are still helping financially to support their grown children. I know one 70+ guy here who is paying part of the mortgages on his 2 children's houses in the UK, One is 40+, the other late thirti...
by barrys
Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:10 am
Forum: Digital Realm
Topic: What are the TV service options in Hua Hin.
Replies: 90
Views: 4453

Re: What are the TV service options in Hua Hin.

You can install the TVmucho app on an Android box and connect to your TV with a HDMI cable.
by barrys
Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:34 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1379
Views: 14479

Re: Limerick Thread

migrant wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:56 pm
Dannie Boy wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:49 pm
A new bar John did hunt
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
Though one of her legs was wooden
by barrys
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:29 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Create a Word
Replies: 24
Views: 721

Re: Create a Word

The one I've coined is "hangry" - it describes the agitated state of a Southeast Asian female who hasn't eaten rice for at least 2-3 hours...
by barrys
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:19 am
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: Sports Scoring
Replies: 5
Views: 188

Re: Sports Scoring

Back in the day in rugby a try was 3 points, then so many international matches were won 3 nil, 6 3 etc. Teams would just work the touchline and it became very boring, adding the extra points for a try made things more exciting. Rugby League works on a different system. Yes, those changes certainly...
by barrys
Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: Digital Realm
Topic: Email Preference 2018
Replies: 16
Views: 840

Re: Email Preference 2018

Was hotmail the first free Email, I remember it all started in 1998. my first had a strange name Eudora Something. And when it all started and it was FREE, we could hardly believe it. You have to go back further than that... ... my first email address was with compuserve in the mid-80, that was fre...