Prayer for the boys

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uncle tom
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Prayer for the boys

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Our girls that dwell in bars
Halloo be thy wel-com
Thy smiling faces
Thy padded bras
In bars as it is in bedrooms
Give us this day our daily grope
And forgive us our drunkenness
As we forgive those who fiddle our bar tabs
And lead us not into short-time
But deliver us from ladyboys
For thine is the kingdom
Our cash and affection
For ever and ever
Till dawn
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly...
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Post by olmate »

I notice you are from cambridge!! Where did you learn to write such beautiful poetry??????????? :D
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Post by Rob c »

Nice one Uncle T, made me smile! :mrgreen: :thumb:
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Post by MartinJ »

this prayer i say say every night, until i return to thailand

:cheers: :thumb:
Bond: "Who are you?"
Pussy: "My name is Pussy Galore."
Bond: (pause) "I must be dreaming..."
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