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On Soi 88 late one night
Two drunks began to fight
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On Soi 88 late one night
Two drunks began to fight
They both swung and missed
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On Soi 88 late one night
Two drunks began to fight
They both swung and missed
Because they were pissed
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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On Soi 88 late one night
Two drunks began to fight
They both swung and missed
Because they were pissed
So they started to drink Miller Lite
This is the way
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In America lived a man named Trump
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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In America lived a man named Trump
Credited for the big economy jump
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In America lived a man named Trump
Credited for the big economy jump
Just make sure you don’t upset him
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In America lived a man named Trump
Credited for the big economy jump
Just make sure you don’t upset him
For you the results will be grim
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Homer wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:06 am In America lived a man named Trump
Credited for the big economy jump
Just make sure you don’t upset him
For you the results will be grim
And you might end up in the dump
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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There was an old man with a stick
This is the way
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There was an old man with a stick
He could put it to use quite quick
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There was an old man with a stick
He could put it to use quite quick
It was really a farce
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There was an old man with a stick
He could put it to use quite quick
It was really a farce
He was such an arse
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There was an old man with a stick
He could put it to use quite quick
It was really a farce
He was such an arse
One day he’ll end up in the nick



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There was an old man from New York
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