Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

She may not be much of a looker
But good enough to get work as a hooker
It's not looks, but tricks of the trade
That help her make the grade

[Dannie Boy]

She may not be much of a looker
But good enough to get work as a hooker
It's not looks, but tricks of the trade
That help her make the grade
I think I’ll go and book her


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[dtaai-maai]

There once was a young man called Tim

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a young man called Tim
Like Pete, he was terribly dim


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[dtaai-maai]

There once was a young man called Tim
Like Pete, he was terribly dim
But when he played tennis

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a young man called Tim
Like Pete, he was terribly dim
But when he played tennis
With his best friend Dennis,

[404cameljockey]

There once was a young man called Tim
Like Pete, he was terribly dim
But when he played tennis
With his best friend Dennis
Their wide vocab would not grace a hymn

[404cameljockey]

Is daytime drinking alright?

[dtaai-maai]

Is daytime drinking alright?
Or should it just be at night?

[pharvey]

Is daytime drinking alright?
Or should it just be at night?
It must be night somewhere

[barrys]

Is daytime drinking alright?
Or should it just be at night?
It must be night somewhere
In some debaucherous lair

[dtaai-maai]

Is daytime drinking alright?
Or should it just be at night?
It must be night somewhere
In some debaucherous lair
So drink first and then have a fight!

[pharvey]

The Ashes are saved!!.... For now,

[Dannie Boy]

The Ashes are saved!!.... For now,
We must try to beat them …but how?


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[dtaai-maai]

The Ashes are saved!!.... For now,
We must try to beat them …but how?
Just more of the same