Who is the Forum's Biggest Plonker

[Lost]

I enjoy threads of this sort as it reminds me that I'm not the biggest twat on the forum. I'm pretty sure I'm a close second, mind.

[handdrummer]

I enjoy threads of this sort as it reminds me that I'm not the biggest twat on the forum. I'm pretty sure I'm a close second, mind.

hard to tell, so many of us are jockeying for that position.

[Lost]

I enjoy threads of this sort as it reminds me that I'm not the biggest twat on the forum. I'm pretty sure I'm a close second, mind.

hard to tell, so many of us are jockeying for that position.

[pharvey]

OK guys, enough about personal ambitions/goals on this forum. We've already lost 1 member this evening.
please.

Fair play BB, but Europiss does indesad take the Michael. "Lost" can be a muppet, but give him a break. We're all guilty, but I don't think we won't to hurt the forum.

[Lost]

OK guys, enough about personal ambitions/goals on this forum. We've already lost 1 member this evening.
please.

Fair play BB, but Europiss does indesad take the Michael. "Lost" can be a muppet, but give him a break. We're all guilty, but I don't think we won't to hurt the forum.

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I was just taking the piss out of myself on the forum tbh. You got me all teary fighting my corner though.





To get a serious topic back on track (my apologies )

[handdrummer]

How does one comment on a comment without invoking the ire of the inquisitors?
Do we have to start a new thread for every comment that isn't directly related to the ongoing comments?
How much slack, if any, is there?
Should I have started a new thread to ask these questions?

[pharvey]

Oh, I'm undoubtedly up there for the award - especially after a few glasses when things make sense to me but few others!!

[lindosfan1]

Oh, I'm undoubtedly up there for the award - especially after a few glasses when things make sense to me but few others!!

We all have been a plonker one time or another, me especially if I get a bee in my bonnet, (to them that do not know English sayings it means be annoyed) So I am also up there for the award.

[migrant]

I've had my moments too

[handdrummer]

There is no clear winner so we should all get participation trophies.

[pitsch]

plonker (plural plonkers)

(Britain, slang, mildly derogatory) A fool.
(Britain, slang) A penis.
(Britain, slang, dated) A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends.[1]

[handdrummer]

A plonker with a plonker who plonkers.

[Jack_Batty]

plonker (plural plonkers)

(Britain, slang, mildly derogatory) A fool.
(Britain, slang) A penis.
(Britain, slang, dated) A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends.[1]

Thanks for this. Was just getting ready to Google it. Interesting word.

[sateeb]

Plonker overload..