I'm naked and horny, oh god I want you, big boy*, the mere thought of you inside me is driving me mad with desire...
Finished? That'll be half a crown.
(EDIT: *Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental...)
Caption Competition
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dtaai-maai
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Re: Caption Competition
This is the way
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pharvey
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Re: Caption Competition
Lockdown is hitting you hard DM.... You have my sympathies (but no need to terrify moderators) - there is a UK helpline.dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:49 pm I'm naked and horny, oh god I want you, big boy*, the mere thought of you inside me is driving me mad with desire...
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There was no hiding the fact Ethel had a long snout.....
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"Chinese Whispers" had to be masked......
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I've been meaning to ask for your phone number...pharvey wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:19 pmLockdown is hitting you hard DM.... You have my sympathies (but no need to terrify moderators) - there is a UK helpline.dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:49 pm I'm naked and horny, oh god I want you, big boy*, the mere thought of you inside me is driving me mad with desire...
This is the way
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Be afraid, very afraid if the LHG answers........... Not too sure any helpline would "help" you then.
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Re: Caption Competition
Rose always wore protection when having phone sex.
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Re: Caption Competition
UK Coronavirus "Help Line" in "useless" mask scandal.....
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Grimsby "Call Center" not up to scratch.....
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Mandy "The Mask" could cut you off at the flick of a switch...... and didn't she know it.
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Re: Caption Competition
Marie was soooo ugly she needed to wear a mask when she talked to someone
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Re: Caption Competition
The telephonist was caught doing subliminal message tapping 'De do do do de da da da' for "The Police'
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