Caption Competition
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If I find the ba*******d who put superglue on the seat, I'll _hit him.
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Izal toilet paper was stronger than he remembered.
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Remember, the lighted match trick only works in a well ventilated room
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Clearly his fault, as he had fallen off a stool before!
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What you want in life is always just out of reach and if you get there.....s**t happens
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^^ I'm pleased someone remembered. The machines that made those indescribable rolls were made by my company decades before I became an apprentice with them. Whenever the machines broke down, I got the bl**dy job of fixing them. If you worked around the machines all day, you could go back to your room and take a 3 hour shower but during the evening at the Sheffield nightclubs everyone would state...."how long ya been working for Izal" the smell would not go away......was useful for tracing paper though!!!
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Constable Mallet was found murdered in the station toilet, unfortunately the police have nothing to go on
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The old ones are the best... wish I'd thought of it first!arcadianagain wrote:Constable Mallet was found murdered in the station toilet, unfortunately the police have nothing to go on
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So this is what they mean by a disabled toilet?
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Fred denied that it was his fault, but he didn't have a leg to stand on
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Fred was the assistant manager, generally known as the "No. 2"
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