He has already been tried and convicted by the forum so I'm probably on a hiding to nothing here but are you sure this wasn't just a cultural misunderstanding?Pacman wrote:... instead of talking about the perfume he was looking across my head to my girlfriend and being asked me.
'If I buy this and the girl for free!?!'
This kind of comment is standard British humour. He probably thought he was being funny and didn't know she was your girlfriend. Since you aren't familiar with this kind of humour, you took it literally and was offended.