Apart from the content in Bristolian's post above, all of which I am in wholehearted agreement with, you can still be politically incorrect here and not really worry about retribution. Or walk into a hospital or clinic and expect almost immediate medical attention without any appointment. Almost free (I pay social security, but visits to the hospital don't cost a single baht, plus it's a private hospital under the scheme). Or 30 baht if you're willing to wait at least half the day at a government hospital. Also have additional insurance (BUPA) as and when needed.
A good grounding in Thai language obviously helps; I read, write and speak so the signs are not Greek to me.
Errr... Takiap, I think you got No. 5 wrong. Think it should be ' You get women your own age telling you their daughters fancy you...'
