Marriage to a Thai lady: looking for the real answers

[Lung Per]

Thanks Margaret! You just brought to mind fond memories of my youth remembering Herman's Hermits:

I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am!

Sorry,

Fond memories. Great!!