Caption Competition

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R E S U L T :
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A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th Jimbob with "Puzzled divers could not get the dive board to bounce due to Boris's dampening weight on the board"

4th pharvey with "Borris wasn't what you would call a traditional sportsman........."

3rd migrant with "The judge had to explain to Boris that, yes your bathing suit is nice, but this is the womens contest"

2nd Thistle with "I wonder what will suit me better,the purple sparkly all-in one,or the skimpy little blue number,decisions,decisions!!!"

1st place goes to Vital Spark with "Girl on the left: "OK, on the count of three let's bounce Boris off the board."" :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Vital Spark you now have until 21:00 on 13 May 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 18 May 2018.

Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 0 - 1 Preston NE :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 41; Position 18
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Here goes:
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No Harry, I don’t think you should marry Meghan in a fancy dress costume
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Chewbacca found himself in unfamiliar surroundings....
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Quite honestly, I think you need to change your barber...
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How long have you been in the field??!!
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Young man, I think your shiny boots may give you away
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The queen was in stealth mode....
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The Queen is very disappointed with the Lady in Waiting that the temp agency sent
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Queen makes mental note to speak to Mrs May about the cuts in the defense budget, her troops have never looked shoddier
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Oh Philip really, do grow up, one is 96 and one is acting so silly in one's silly costume
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Queens looks dismayed at how much Camilla has let her appearance go
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Do you actually use that weapon, or do you just hope to frighten the enemy to death?
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HARRY!!!!!!!! If the tabloids get a hold of how you look this morning after last nights stag-night they will have a field day with it. And taking a tank and a gun???? Couldn't you just have hired pole dancers like any other normal squaddie?????
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Thank you for guarding me trooper, just follow along and try not to look too conspicuous.
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