Caption Competition

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:25 pm

What a good hiding place for your MONEY box

Post by **Nereus** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:29 pm

"Ooh", did the ducks get it?

Post by JD » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:01 pm

Did you put it under your pillow like mummy did with my tooth?

Post by JD » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:03 pm

No, it's your Ice Cream, you dropped it, you take it out.

Post by **sandman67** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:29 pm

I thought you said if I unscrewed my belly button my bum would fall off.

Post by **sandman67** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:36 pm

And now our breaking news - Today Spearmint Rhino opened their first creche facility. "Its really great" said Capri, aged 6 "but Roddy keeps dropping Gummy Bears down my pants". Roddy, aged 4 1/2 commented "Wayheyyyy! Shake it baby you aint gonna break it!".

Post by **Vital Spark** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:20 pm

'I told Mummy I didn't want any of that fake stuff, and look what she's bought me...these baggy knickers with Hello Katty written all over them, and the colour's just not right! How can I go out in public with these? It's sooooo embarrassing! She even messed up with your oversized fake Nike flip-flops! Let's call Childline and get her arrested.'

Post by **Khundon1975** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:10 am

I've got an inch and a thousand wrinkles and you have just one wrinkle.

Post by **Big Boy** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:06 pm

OK, time to bump this one. We're half way through the inaugral competition, and people seem to have run out ideas. I've decided to form a judging panel at work, and we'll name the top 3. I must say that I have a clear favourite at the moment - it really made me laugh out loud. We could still do with a few more entries to make it difficult for the judging panel.

Judging by the reduced response over the last couple of days, I think the decision to judge future competitions weekly is about right.

Post by **Randy Cornhole** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:45 pm

Its had 260 views!!! surely some of those people had some ideas...?

Post by **Big Boy** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:03 am

I'm sure they're just being shy

. A few more witty captions may just be enough encouragement to get them posting - or maybe they're struggling to find a suitable photo for the next competition when they win

Post by **Randy Cornhole** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:13 am

Just type funny pictures into google and hit images...

Post by JD » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:30 am

Janet & John in the Garden.

This evening, Janet and John are playing in the Garden with the sprinklers on.

Do you like sprinklers? John does.

John is so excited, he runs around collecting all the worms that come out of the ground.

See John pass all the worms to Janet.

Worms are wriggly. Janet and John are not scared of worms.

Are you scared of worms?

Soon Janet and John have to stop and get ready for dinner.

John is so excited that he couldn't wait to count the worms they have collected.

'How many worms have we got?', says John.

See Janet show John their collection of worms.

How many worms do you think they have collected?

'Wow' says John, 'Worms are really wriggly'.

Post by **Big Boy** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:29 pm

There's only one more day remaining to make your entry. Winner will be announced on the morning of 19 Feb 10.

Post by **Big Boy** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:49 am

OK, this week's competition is closed for judging.