Caption Competition

[migrant]

Kentucky Fried Chicken has developed a new recipe but can not understand why it isn't selling in Muslim countries

[raphoedon]

Bring it back, so many inuendoes waiting.
The one above ......ready to roast chicken and bacon, direct to your door from Federal eggs press.

Sorry!

[Big Boy]

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[kendo]

British politics: stuffed like a thanks giving turkey.

[kendo]

Jeremy Corbin clean shaven

[JD]

Lady Gaga wearing her meat dress, slips on red carpet. Tweets to Madonna 'How d'you like them onions'.

[pharvey]

Lady Ga Ga's latest outfit......

[Jimbob]

Revolting stuffed Chicken Porn but no carrots.

[Big Boy]

OK, this week's competition has been closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Thank you to our new judge (my son), who doesn't go anywhere near the forum, so has no bias, for judging this week's competition.

This week's top 5:

5th pharvey with "Lady Ga Ga's latest outfit......."

4th pharvey with ""Chilled Chicken", super sub for the British & Irish Lions."

3rd migrant with "Kentucky Fried Chicken has developed a new recipe but can not understand why it isn't selling in Muslim countries"

2nd pharvey with "Anti-Muslim Chicken.... Bring on the Bacon!"

1st place goes to prcscct with ""Put on your helmet boys" screamed the NATO lieutenant from Turkey."

Thank you very much to all who participated.

prcscct you now have until 23:59 on 18 June 17 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 23 June 17.

[PeteC]

Ok, a bit more difficult this time. Two (2) captions needed. Mark your entries #1 = the cloud shaped box, and #2 = the rectangular box. Pete

NOTE: The cloud shape is thinking and the rectangular is speaking.

[Big Boy]

C'mon guys, your silence is deafening. Has Pete made it too hard for you?

[Dannie Boy]

#1 - I bet you wish you were one years old just like me

#2. - yes but I can tell you now, when it is my birthday, you aren't getting a look, let alone a lick of my cakes!!

[Big Boy]

OK guys, I think Pete's attempt to make the competition more difficult hasn't worked. Most of us are blokes, and find it too hard to think about more than one thing at a time.

It doesn't look as though anybody else is going to post, so we'll declare the competition null & void (Dannie Boy can claim a moral victory )

Pete has kindly provided us with a reserve photo, so we'll try this one. Competition closure date will now be 29 June, with results announced on 30 June.

Best of luck guys.

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[Dannie Boy]

What's that big bulge on the guy - oh it's his belly