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Trial version of a bicycle airbag.
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What do you want when we get to McDonald's honey?.......Mommy is going to have a triple quarter pounder with cheese and a supersized Pepsi as usual.
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Sally was worried. She hadn't seen her daughter for a while and thought she may be at her friends so she rode over, never realizing she had sat on her 30 minutes ago
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Mum is it dark yet, I think I can see the moon
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I don`t know what you`re smiling for Mother, you forgot to put the saddle on again
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Mom, do we have a new windscreen? The one that I can see still has a big crack in it!
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When Mom said you were baby sitting are you sure she understood?
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Sat on a bicycle made for two did not allow for all circumstances!
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Why do some Americans say that their kids talk through their ass??

Sorry guys... Only joking no ass-ence intended :D :cheers:
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Darling please be quiet, I have no idea why everyone says you're anal-retentive!
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Mum why is that truck following us saying "Wide load ~ Convoy Exceptional :?
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Gives a new meaning to "Rear View".....
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Mom: Stop wriggling honey!
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