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And the "Darwin Award" for 2015 goes to..........
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OK, square hole, round peg. should fit easily this time
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I just need to make sure I don't swing the pick axe too far and knock the prop down.
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Elf and Safety were not happy that, he was not wearing a high visibility jacket
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"Well," said Dee Pole, "I dropped my keys down this small drain and it just sort of went from there really..."
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Find a penny, pick it up, look above you, Holy F...!
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"A rolling stone gathers no moss" may be true
"Under every stone sleepeth a Scorpion" is plausible
“It is better to be a stepping stone than a stumbling block or stand under a bl**dy big rock" now that I can believe!
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Faith in miracles is a wonderful thing but Newton, Gravity and Murphy's Law have my vote.
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Mick O'Kowalski was sure he had got it right this time.
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As Road Runner would say.....Beep Beep Bee..................p
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Working hard was keeping a load of of his mind. For now at least!
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Finding the light at the end of the tunnel was looking extremely likely
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Wun Hung Lo was determined to dig his way to China. Nobody had the heart to tell him he was already there...
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Murphy struggled with the saying, rock, place, between, and hard..... I'm sure that It will come to him eventually!
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