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When you remember asking for crispy bits in your six penn'eth of chips.
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When you think it always used to snow at Christmas.
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When you have to work out how old you are.
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You keep repeating yourself and sometimes you keep repeating yourself.
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Nasal and ear hair grows more quickly than you an trim it
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11pm was the time the pubs shut - now it's time for a piss.
2am was the time the clubs shut - now it's time for a piss.
5am was the time when lock-ins let you out - now it's time for a piss.
8am is when the police would let you out of the drunk tank - now it's time for a piss.
^^ :laugh: :laugh: and...

3 a.m. used to be when you went to bed, now it's when you get up.
... for a piss!
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You actually look like Santa Claus in the mirror. :shock:
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prcscct wrote:You actually look like Santa Claus in the mirror. :shock:
The three stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Clause

2. You are Santa Clause

3. You look like Santa Clause
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hhfarang wrote:
prcscct wrote:You actually look like Santa Claus in the mirror. :shock:
The three stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Clause

2. You are Santa Clause

3. You look like Santa Clause
4. Fall out of your sled over Thailand and have more kids

5. Go back and repeat #2....but it's great! :D
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^ Good thing is that the second time around you don't need the fake white hair and beard.
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On Sunday after church, you sat and listened to Two-way Family Favorites, that dedicated songs to boys serving in the BAOR (British Army on the Rhine) while Mum finished cookinga HUGE roast meal.
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oakdale160 wrote:On Sunday after church, you sat and listened to Two-way Family Favorites, that dedicated songs to boys serving in the BAOR (British Army on the Rhine) while Mum finished cookinga HUGE roast meal.
Followed by The Billy Cotton Band Show :oops:
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^^ and the Navy Lark.
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And the goons
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When an enlarged prostate means sitting to pee starts to make sense.

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