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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Khundon1975 » Sun May 12, 2013 5:28 am

All I did was bonk my wife. Midwives have no sense of humour, do they! :roll:
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Post by Dannie Boy » Fri May 17, 2013 10:31 am

Quote: Nereus:

.....a big round "knob" if I recall correctly, and had to be wound in and out by hand as you went along!

So own up, how many of our forum readers have had their big round knob wound in and out as they went along, here in Thailand?

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Frank Hovis » Wed May 22, 2013 12:37 pm

It's Big Boy again
even a group of employees outside the workshop to give me a wai when I arrived(wonder what they'd have really liked to give me). A happy ending ....... I hope
Nice idea but I'm not sure that's appropriate for a garage forecourt!

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Post by Big Boy » Wed May 22, 2013 1:07 pm

I don't see why not :oops:
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Nereus » Wed May 22, 2013 3:12 pm

I have a short time consulting job
Very sad when Doctors have to resort to pimping to supplement their retirement. :shock:
But I guess the customers appreciate it. :rasta:
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Khundon1975 » Wed May 22, 2013 3:41 pm

Dannie Boy wrote:Quote: Nereus:

.....a big round "knob" if I recall correctly, and had to be wound in and out by hand as you went along!

So own up, how many of our forum readers have had their big round knob wound in and out as they went along, here in Thailand?
Yes Dannie Boy It's called the Mile Long Club, the Terra firma equivalent of the Mile High Club.

I advise the expressway is the best place for this and it helps if you have the correct change for the tolls. :wink:

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Nereus » Fri May 24, 2013 10:39 am

who? wrote:I appeal to you - please help me satisfy my wife.
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Post by BaaBaa. » Fri May 24, 2013 12:20 pm

Nereus wrote:
who? wrote:I appeal to you - please help me satisfy my wife.
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I've PM'd him for pics.

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Post by richard » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:59 pm

crazy88 wrote:At least you got the " Knob end" :D

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Post by Bristolian » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:55 pm

richard wrote:Looks like a mega dump is coming in about an hour
:shock: Best keep the bathroom free! :laugh:
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Post by Big Boy » Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:38 pm

Frank Hovis wrote:Here's a picture of his chopper !
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Post by PeteC » Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:59 am

"Well after weighing everything up, I took the plunge in the end......" :shock:
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Frank Hovis » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:46 pm

A kick in the goolies, an uppercut followed by a fist in the gut and he ran off blubbering for his mama.
Some people will do anything for those dried noodles.

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by richard » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:32 pm

Takiap said
I had women lining up to pay me for some fun between the sheets
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Frank Hovis » Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:35 pm

prcscct wrote:Can the husband piggyback onto the wife
Big Boy wrote:He definitely can - had some friends do it that way around a few weeks ago.
phartley58 wrote:How do you do that then...??? lol

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