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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:05 pm

Big Boy wrote:I bet she found them a bit grizzly.:D
And a bit grisly :thumb:

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Big Boy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:06 pm

Yes, that as well :oops:
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by richard » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:24 pm

Oh, now I'm upset :( My feelings are hurt :(

Shall I sulk and go moody? :(

No, sod it, it's the festive season and I've a skin like a Rhino :laugh:

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:32 pm

richard wrote:Oh, now I'm upset :( My feelings are hurt :(

Shall I sulk and go moody? :(

No, sod it, it's the festive season and I've a skin like a Rhino :laugh:

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
In that case I should have said very grisly :lach: :cheers:

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by richard » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:30 pm

Where to buy a decent helmet in Hua Hin?

A thread title but may be a poor maidens plea :naughty: :naughty:
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Frank Hovis » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:47 pm

Richard said....
First necked a chicken when I was six years old
and then moved on to heavy petting with a turkey?

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by richard » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:59 pm

:oops: :lach: :lach:
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Post by Frank Hovis » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:41 pm

johnnyK said (in the fish and chips thread)
My mum used her fat over and over, kept it in the pot in a dark cupboard.
Times were hard in them days, but at least your Mum would be slender !

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Post by phartley58 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:27 pm

My missus, although dark, doesn't half come out with blonde comments.

While discussing the arrival of a new dressing table she pipes up, "and it's actually made of wood". So there's me with a bemused look on my face.

So she says, "the shop told me it would be made of "rubber wood"".

She had the bemused look when I was crying with laughter...!!!
If it aint broke, don't fix it...

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Post by StevePIraq » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:35 pm

And now for one of the biggest out of context quotes ever

THE BEATLES ARE BIGGER THAN JESUS
~ John Lennon
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Post by Nereus » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:26 am

3 mornings a week from a lady called Tik, she is great and knows how hard to push.
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by richard » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:19 am

Georgie on 'ear wax removal'
I lay down in her lap and she gets out a little scoop and cleans me right out
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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Frank Hovis » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:08 pm

Oh please - I'm eating my lunch :shock:

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by richard » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:28 pm

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Re: You've taken that completely out of context !

Post by Frank Hovis » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:02 pm

Dr Mike said....
I always gave the bitches a shot
And that's only fair as they should be treated as equals in today's society.

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