+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Khundon1975 wrote:I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience
and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a
few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your good looking friends
over there instead of you."
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."