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by redzonerocker
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:43 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

He sat in the sun all red faced and sweaty
Enjoying a beer after a romp with Miss Betty
Not all on the Forum would agree with his actions
They were all on his case in orderly factions
by redzonerocker
Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young lady from Rome
Whose head was bald as a dome
She polished her head each day with a duster
Such was the chore, it was all she could muster
by redzonerocker
Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:37 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young lady from Rome
by redzonerocker
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:47 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young man from New York
Whose speciality was using a fork
He looked like a goon
When using a spoon
But could carve a belly of pork
by redzonerocker
Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:07 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

The forum's a place you can chat
You can be naked or wearing a hat
But if you're a troll
And not very droll
by redzonerocker
Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:30 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

The girl of his dreams he did pick
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Who'd arrived from Islamabad
by redzonerocker
Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:43 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

A new bar John did hunt
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
Though one of her legs was wooden
But he was happy he'd taken a punt.
by redzonerocker
Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:57 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 43248

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young lady from Nan
Who married a fellow called Dan
In less than a week
by redzonerocker
Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 249
Views: 8301

Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament

PeteC wrote: Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:51 pm I asked Superbru to paste the spoon next to RZR's name permanently. :twisted: :laugh:
Duly noted :twisted:
Big Boy wrote: Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:02 pm:lach:
Also duly noted :twisted: :twisted:
by redzonerocker
Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 249
Views: 8301

Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament

Out of interest, is that wooden spoon correct? That's at least 3 wooden spoons awarded to RZR and a Yellow Cap. Quite a remarkable placing if correct. Yes, that one is for the finals round. I did England 2-3 :roll: and 1-1 for the final. :guns: Congratulations Bamboo :cheers: that tournament was a ...
by redzonerocker
Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:33 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 249
Views: 8301

Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace, Victoria admiringly watching her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual...
by redzonerocker
Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 249
Views: 8301

Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament

It’s was a great final, easily the best game of the tournament. France deserved winners and with Croatia and Belgium rightly making up the top three. In horse racing terms they were the money riders and the rest also-rans. Yep, easy to make the predictions when the tournament is over and all the re...
by redzonerocker
Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:40 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 249
Views: 8301

Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament

It was an entertaining final but another game spoiled by poor officiating again, despite the use of a VAR, which is proving more of a hindrance than help. First French goal is never a free kick in a million years and the penalty, despite all the VAR viewings is a complete joke. Has to be a deliberat...
by redzonerocker
Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:35 am
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 249
Views: 8301

Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament

dtaai-maai wrote: Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:28 pm No, I blame the co-codamol! I'm definitely staying away from the Trump thread...
I'd stay out of Night Crawlers too . . . :shock: . . . . :mrgreen:
by redzonerocker
Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:49 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Replies: 249
Views: 8301

Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament

dtaai-maai wrote: Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:47 pm Dear God, and I thought you were getting a bit senile... :oops: :laugh:
Have you been hitting the sherry pre midday again? . . . .you know it clouds your marbles. :wink: :mrgreen: