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- Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:43 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:47 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Rome
Whose head was bald as a dome
She polished her head each day with a duster
Such was the chore, it was all she could muster
Whose head was bald as a dome
She polished her head each day with a duster
Such was the chore, it was all she could muster
- Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:37 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 43248
Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Rome
- Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:47 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 43248
Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young man from New York
Whose speciality was using a fork
He looked like a goon
When using a spoon
But could carve a belly of pork
Whose speciality was using a fork
He looked like a goon
When using a spoon
But could carve a belly of pork
- Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:07 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 43248
Re: Limerick Thread
The forum's a place you can chat
You can be naked or wearing a hat
But if you're a troll
And not very droll
You can be naked or wearing a hat
But if you're a troll
And not very droll
- Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:30 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 43248
Re: Limerick Thread
The girl of his dreams he did pick
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Who'd arrived from Islamabad
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Who'd arrived from Islamabad
- Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:43 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 43248
Re: Limerick Thread
A new bar John did hunt
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
Though one of her legs was wooden
But he was happy he'd taken a punt.
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
Though one of her legs was wooden
But he was happy he'd taken a punt.
- Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:57 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 43248
Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Nan
Who married a fellow called Dan
In less than a week
Who married a fellow called Dan
In less than a week
- Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:35 pm
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
- Replies: 249
- Views: 8301
- Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:44 pm
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
- Replies: 249
- Views: 8301
Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Out of interest, is that wooden spoon correct? That's at least 3 wooden spoons awarded to RZR and a Yellow Cap. Quite a remarkable placing if correct. Yes, that one is for the finals round. I did England 2-3 :roll: and 1-1 for the final. :guns: Congratulations Bamboo :cheers: that tournament was a ...
- Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:33 pm
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
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Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace, Victoria admiringly watching her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual...
- Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:43 pm
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
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Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
It’s was a great final, easily the best game of the tournament. France deserved winners and with Croatia and Belgium rightly making up the top three. In horse racing terms they were the money riders and the rest also-rans. Yep, easy to make the predictions when the tournament is over and all the re...
- Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:40 pm
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
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- Views: 8301
Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
It was an entertaining final but another game spoiled by poor officiating again, despite the use of a VAR, which is proving more of a hindrance than help. First French goal is never a free kick in a million years and the penalty, despite all the VAR viewings is a complete joke. Has to be a deliberat...
- Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:35 am
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
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- Views: 8301
Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
I'd stay out of Night Crawlers too . . . . . . .dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:28 pm No, I blame the co-codamol! I'm definitely staying away from the Trump thread...
- Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:49 pm
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
- Replies: 249
- Views: 8301
Re: 2018 Football World Cup News and Prediction Tournament
Have you been hitting the sherry pre midday again? . . . .you know it clouds your marbles.dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:47 pm Dear God, and I thought you were getting a bit senile...