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Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub drinking a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign...

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level...

Lev,

No worries, its working fine today - thank you.

Yes you are right, my employer does like to play the Big Brother bit. Don't know why, I only view HHAD 8 hours a day whilst at work!

Lev,

Nothing downloads on to my terminal at work. Is it the fact that there's a problem, or that you've inserted some clever mobile code that won't pass thorugh our security systems?

russ suggested: will it be double or quits with the semi final ???? No chance, that would give him 2 chances to wriggle out of the deal - there's a quarter final first. I accept that you as most understand that beating Portugal is a mere formality, but remember - they said the Titanic was unsinkable!

olemate,

I had a similar problem once - I think the image has to be either jpg or gif

Jockey said: wants to review the way every official is chosen and assessed. Is the review going to include a check of bank accounts? Incompetance I can understand, what I can't abide is blatant cheating. Some decisions have been so blatant, how can we be sure cheating is not involved unless a full ...

I wonder................................have I gone deaf, or is Randy suffering from Alzheimers?

essbee asked: what was that about Italians and penalties Nothing wrong with the Italians being awarded penalties when they're fouled. My objection is with the referee gifting them a penalty in the last second of the match when no offence was committed. With a large percentage of Serie A being inves...

Italy 1 - 0 Australia

How much did they pay the ref to award a non-existant penalty in the final second of the match? - disgusted!

I still maintain, the Italians should be disqualified from this competition.

All that remains then is the outcome of the final which would most likely be 2 2 with Cole and Lampard scoring one a piece and then extra time Lamaprd completeing a hatrick. That explains a lot - I had assumed Lampard's lack of performance in front of goal was down to his Italian blood, and he had ...

Randy,

You didn't answer the question...........where and when?

Wanderlust wrote: The Swede constantly baffles me and is rightfully going to inherit the title Turnip. Yes we won - hooray - but do not look at all like World Champions. Its all part of Sven's cunning masterplan. He's not even had to show his hand yet. Not bad.............getting to the quarter fin...

Randy PROMISED: if england progress pass the final 16 i'll eat my s**t. [/b] Since then his bottle has gone, and the Sangsom has worn off. He's now trying to wriggle out of it by saying: Actually i meant salt! :shock: In fact, I actually believe he's hiding under his quivering doily. We all know wh...