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The wife's annoyed because I don't want to go see a chick flick this evening.

I can see someone rattled his cage.

yes I'm upset, because you can't keep your pecker up!

what do you mean my feathers are ruffled?? Of course they are, I live with you!!!

John was the first Uber-Eats delivery man in 1948

Dylan wasn’t your typical sheep-shagger. He took all his girlfriends out for Sunday lunch followed by a nice drive in the countryside.

The streets of Manchester, post Brexit, as neighbours wait for the helicopters to drop their relief packages.

Crowds gather as Santa got stuck up the chimney.

Crowds look on as Boris Johnson becomes the first PM to zip-line into Downing Street

Oh no dahling, it's that frightful chap Boris Johnson, do keep the mask on and he might not notice us.

To avoid being spotted at the swingers club, Charles & Camilla turn up incognito.

Put the mask on Camilla, they don't want us to frighten the children.

I feel violated. I have sobbed all day. I asked for a skinny latte and they used full fat milk.

The tests came back positive. I have special snowflake syndrome.

I can hardly bear to talk about it. It was awful. I can't describe it. She took off her clothes, threw herself at me, and it was only then I realised she hadn't shaved her legs.