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Thanks, Pete, for taking the time and trouble to keep this fun game going. My weak excuse for my rapid downward slide in the table is our move to the UK and a broken wrist... :? I look forward to a more settled 2019 and will get myself into peak fitness (both physically and mentally) to give you boy...

Black Friday deals can be tricky
With the "big players" taking the Micky
Prices still too high for me
Methinks they're taking the pee

I stupidly broke my right wrist




(This is true. Thanks heavens for the NHS.)

Do not go gentle into that good night
Go kicking and screaming and put up a fight
But make sure you know

Onwards to the land of wine, cheese and pasta
Where life goes by faster and faster
So fast in fact no time to eat
Or soak up the glorious heat

There was an old barber called Fred
Who carved a big hole in my head
When I complained
He said he was trained

Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja

We need a psychiatrist to help explain why this thread is so popular
The results of his findings could be quite spectacular.
Are we insane?
Or just mildly vain?

I once met a man from Dundee,

While sitting here watching the telly
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
Then saying "Oh frig it"
He killed her with arsenic-laced jelly

Sitting here contemplating my belly
Which looked like a huge wobbly jelly

DM: Thank you hugely for your informative and interesting reply. BTW You look great! My sister's lymphoma is just a little lump on her inner thigh - far away from a lot of important bits. She's going for her first session of radiotherapy on Monday and the wonderful NHS feel that they can kill off th...

Oakdale: It depends on what type of cancer it is. Thanks to the NHS, my twin is getting rapid treatment with the best equipment. She's starting her first zap with radiotherapy on Monday and (hopefully) 15 days later it will be gone. DM: How does the radiotherapy affect you physically? Does it make y...

I've written a little poem for you, sir.
There was an old man called Pope
Got arrested for having some dope
Hid it under his dress
But nevertheless
T'was sniffed out by a cop dog called Hope

If ever you feel like some fun