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by lindosfan1
Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

It's cold and cloudy I need sunshine
by lindosfan1
Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:12 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

Watching it rise was a beautiful thing
It made me smile and made my heart sing
No, I don't mean the sun
I'm baking a bun
Then I will put on the icing
by lindosfan1
Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

Here I go again on a Saturday night
With make-up and stockings I look quite a sight
My porn heels are high
They make me quite a guy
My mates said I gave them a fright
by lindosfan1
Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:23 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

ran off to join the Royal Navy
But left behind my pet cavy
Because cavies can't swim
And I'm particularly dim
by lindosfan1
Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:35 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

I ran off to join the Royal Navy
But left behind my pet cavy
by lindosfan1
Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:35 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

Many times I wished I was rich
Instead of life in this ditch
So now i'm very poor
by lindosfan1
Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:05 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

The beatles went down penny lane
And they saw a banker in the rain
Then fell over a rolling stone
by lindosfan1
Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:25 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

The beatles went down penny lane
by lindosfan1
Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:23 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

You could tell he was quite frustrated
When he hyperventilated
He would blame his wife
For wasting his life
And getting him castrated
by lindosfan1
Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:21 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

double post
by lindosfan1
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:22 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

It’s Sunday and I’m feeling happy
I think I'll go visit my Pappy
He’s normally pleased to see me
We sit a talk while drinking tea
by lindosfan1
Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:20 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

Dead bodies make a terrible stench
They were at the bottom of a wartime trench
It didn’t matter what side you were from
There's no exclusion from a bomb
by lindosfan1
Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:17 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

Dead bodies make a terrible stench
They were at the bottom of a wartime trench
by lindosfan1
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:51 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

I get out of prison next week
I've learned French, Spanish and Greek
The food was quite rank
So I robbed a bank
by lindosfan1
Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:10 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 2438
Views: 47893

Re: Limerick Thread

Let's go drinking Guinness in Dublin